Nachdem ich schon über Bewerbungen bei Apple geschrieben habe, nun also das Profil eines Linux Gurus der bei web.de gesucht wird:

Duties:

• Linux
• Is there more?

Minimum Requirements:

• You get up and lie down with Userfriendly.Org.
• You refuse to touch anything other than Linux
• You know where you want to go tomorrow
• You send Linus Torvalds ten e-mails per day and always get a response, and never yelled at
• You name at least five male and female Startrek characters within 30 seconds
• You have setup three quake servers in your company network without the sysadmin noticing
• Kernels never make you panic
• Emacs is for experts. Joe is for beginners. VI is a disease
• You cant figure out what those frames around your console windows should be for
• The mouse is there to rest your hand upon when youre not typing
• You cloned yourself for redundancy purposes
• You chrooted your clone since you do not trust him

Optimum Requirements:

• You are Linus Torvalds or
• You think you are the real Linus and Torvalds is a fake or
• You used to be Linus Torvalds but it was rather boring
• You virtualized yourself and want to rent a room on one of our servers
• You can assume at least three different foreign accents for customer care

Eine lustigere Stellenbeschreibung hab ich noch nie gesehen…

(via: think nerd)