Diese Regeln hingen lange Zeit an meiner Wand. Ich wollte sie gerne auf instant-thinking aufhängen und da sind sie nun:
- Sex is wonderful
- 15 minutes of stretching every day
- Accept that, because nobody is doing anything on Ibiza, everybody seems to be stressed out
- You can´t always do what you want - here you have to do what needs to be done
- Everything is relative
- Always remember: Sometimes less is more
- If you don´t like the spanish way of life - stay home!
- Accept that there will always be somebody more beautiful than you
- But make sure that nobody fucks like you
- Sleep outside and stop watching TV
- Always remember it´s your life - but also ours
- What ever you do - do it properly and with conviction
- Try to speak spanish
- Life is alway going up and down - not just up
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away
- You can have more than you give but you can´t give more than you have
- Never ever put your feet in shoes too small for you
- Always remember the ibicencans just jumped out of the time gap. Enjoy the originality
- Pay attention with the sangria on the beach
- Don´t panic
- Change your point of view from time to time
- The less you know the more you enjoy
- For adrenaline junkies: Instead of going 150mph on the freeway to San Antonio go bungee jumping or rock climbing without shoes
- Humour is the smallest distance between two people
- Clowns have to be clowns
- Continious beat required
- No tears for the creatures of the night